Bleah.

Manbabies. Disturbing.

Netherlands online catalog. Let it load, then keep watching it for 10 seconds.

Get in my belly. This guy has been taking pictures of everything he's eaten since October 17, 2002.

Cats in sinks. Just what it says.

Beards. Also just what it says.

Sandals and socks. Allow 30-60 minutes after eating before viewing this.

Face transformer. You have to try this.

Ransom note generator. Sometime this will come in very handy.

Candy heart generator. This will come in handy too. Probably prior to the ransom note generator.

Kitty wigs. This is for real.

Snap bubbles. Annoy your neighbor.

Too much. Mess up their room, help him clean it up...then get revenge.

Bullshit generator. I can think of so many ways to use this thing.

Wu name generator. Mine is New Fast Automatic F-REEK.

Pimp name generator. My latest one is Fadeproof K. Dazzle.

Locus Novus. Is it art or story?

Museumr. Your photo looks better on a museum wall.

Exploding Dog. Weird little drawings.

Shoewawa. Ugly shoes.

If shoes could kill. Scary shoes.Careful, this is extremely addictive.

Manolo Blahniks. Beautiful shoes.

The Manolo. The Manolo, he is not related to the Manolo Blahnik.

The baddest man. The dentist, he is the baddest man.

The scariest man. The dentist, he is the scariest man.

The scariest tomato. I picked this from my own backyard one morning.